These are a bunch of quotes from various sources which I think personify me. I hope they are insightful. The ones on the bottom are my friends.
"Like an unchecked cancer, hate corrodes the personality and eats away its vital unity. Hate destroys a man's sense of values and his objectivity. It causes him to describe the beautiful as ugly and the ugly as beautiful, and to confuse the true with the false and the false with the true."
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
"If a man, holding a belief which he was taught in childhood or persuaded of afterwards, keeps down and pushes away any doubts which arise about it in his mind, purposely avoids the reading of books and the company of men that call in question or discuss it, and regards as impious those questions which cannot easily be asked without disturbing it—the life of that man is one long sin against mankind."
-William Clifford
"Religion is a form of alienation through which humankind has attributed all the goodness and wisdom of which it is capable to a remote God instead of recognizing these for essentially human capacities."
- Author unknown
"Spiders are such jerks. I don’t know exactly who they think they are climbing all over rooms, towels, and glass shower doors."
- Author unknown
"It takes a lot of brains to appreciate humor, yet none to be offended by it."
- Author unknown
"True power is when we have every justification to kill, and don't."
- Oscar Schindler
"The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure."
- Lyndon B. Johnson
"Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite."
- Jean Kerr
"To fully appreciate the beauty of the weapon was to admit to a kind of shortsightedness close to blindness, to confess to a sort of stupidity... By this measure the love, or just the appreciation, of weapons was a kind of tragedy."
- Iain M. Banks, "Excession"
"You a playa / But only because you be playin' yaself!"
- Jeru the Damaja, "Ya Playin' Yaself
"Look at this, honey. Apparently the police have been beating up negroes like hotcakes!"
- Dave Chappelle, "Killin' Them Softly"
"Well they showed you a statue and told you to pray / Built you a temple and locked you away / But they never told you the price that you'd pay / For things that you might have done"
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints / The sinners are much more fun"
- Billy Joel, "Only the Good Die Young"
"And if you kill a man you're a murderer / Kill many and you're a conqueror"
- Megadeath, "Captive Honor"
"Yes I'm finally getting over / The sad part of yesterday / No angry words to say"
- Willy Porter, "Angry Words"
"You can't hurt me with the things that you do / I'll pick up dandelions and I'll give them to you!"
- Bubbles, The Powerpuff Girls' "Color Love"
"'Cuz they fulla shit too / When a dude's gettin' bullied and shoots up his school / And they blame it on Marilyn / And the heroin / WHERE WERE THE PARENTS AT?"
- Eminem, "The Way I Am"
"Whatever tomorrow brings / I'll be there / With open arms and open eyes."
- Incubus, "Drive"
"Moderation is not my middle name... My middle name is Oquendo!"
- a friend
"Licking, lapping and lusting at the tender tenderoni!"
- a friend
"Dude... I don't even know, dude."
- a friend
"People who say that dogs can't smile obviously don't own a dog."
- a friend (while petting her incredibly hairy dog)
"So I can't say: 'Hey scrunt, c'mere and sit on this,'?"
- a friend (inquiring about how he can better pick up women)
"Dude, I'm getting a Dell!"
- a friend (about his new laptop)
"He's either foreign or just old."
- a friend (about someone being so confused)
"I could die happy now. I've had sex and I'm eating ice cream."
- a friend (while eating dessert)
"It's like, they go through all that shit, then they've gotta walk for another forty years!"
- a friend (about the plight of the Jews)
"Yeah, then they wait until you crap and harvest your feces."
- a friend (during a discussion about the gold flakes in Goldschlager)
"Shut up!"
- a friend (said in an incredibly cute voice)
"One day, I'm going to be walking out of class with a girl, and I'll ask her out, and she'll launch into some bullshit story about her dead roommate and how her car was stolen and driven off of a cliff, and she can't go out of the house ever again because she's allergic to oxygen, and I'm just going to pop."
- a friend (a rant)
"This is 'metal'. It always wins because it cuts paper, breaks scissors, and it kicks rock's ass!!!"
- a friend (talking about rock, paper, scissors for LARPs)
"That woman was haggardly! She looked like a walking nutsack!"
- a friend
"Yes, yes... Those were THC crystals!"
- a friend (retaliating to the accusation he laced his blunt with crack)
"And I'm sitting there looking at this loquacious fool, thinking, 'Gee, maybe guns aren't so bad.'"
- a friend
"Hey, this looks like the pen that doesn't exist!"
- a friend (about one of my pens)
"Your mom looks like the pen that doesn't exist."
- a friend (how he would respond)
Any comments or questions are welcome. =)